Quotes by Liv

As I'm putting my makeup on one morning....

Olivia: "Are you decorating mommy?"

Mommy: "You have no idea, Olivia."
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After I try to explain g-ratedly what a tampon is....

Olivia: "Mommy, I'm not a little girl...I'm a woman."
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While busy playing the backyard....

Olivia: "Can I tee-tee outside like Daddy?"

Mommy: "No, honey only boys tee-tee outside....you have to tee-tee in the potty."
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As Jonah cries and cries and cries....

Olivia: "Relax Baby Jonah. Just calm down."
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